Sushi Lover With A Conscience Pillows

Save the Whale.

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

The ecumenical dinner party.

Awkward First Dates

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

Sushi Train Set.

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

Sushi Train Spotters

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

"How 'local' is the fish?"

"Delivery!"

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

Sushi and the Cat

"Before I serve you dinner, it was in the chicken's last wishes that you watch his video will."

'English sushi bar' "Cockles! Muscles!..."

"Look! A sushi bar!"

Hot dogs. Sushi.

'...and how much experience have you of sushi making?'

Jewish man walks into a restaurant called 'Oy Sushi'.

"The pink ones are sashimi, and I believe the little yellow ones just fell off the Pollock."

Shrimp cook

Sea temperatures hottest on record

Sushi for two, please.

"Eating junk food may make you feel young at heart, but it isn't making your heart feel young."

Chef swatting flies into a bowl in a sushi bar.

"For the health-conscious, we suggest you chase your own zebra."