Jewish man walks into a restaurant called 'Oy Sushi'.
Sushi Lover With A Sense Of Humor Prints
Decorate their space with a clever, sushi-inspired print that celebrates their favorite food with a humorous and artistic twist.
"Are your eel rolls electric?"
Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'
Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop
Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.
Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!
"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."
"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."
Awkward First Dates
Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.
'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'
"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"
"Delivery!"
Sushi and the Cat
"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."
'English sushi bar' "Cockles! Muscles!..."
"Look! A sushi bar!"
'...and how much experience have you of sushi making?'
Hot dogs. Sushi.
"The pink ones are sashimi, and I believe the little yellow ones just fell off the Pollock."
'What do you mean, 'act my age'?... If I did that I'd be dead!'
Feng Sushi
'Uh yeah, it's supposed to be like that... it's a... it's a new invention.'
'I know you didn't just reach through the torpedo tube and grab those fish.'
Chef swatting flies into a bowl in a sushi bar.
Sea temperatures hottest on record
Sushi for two, please.
"Anyone know how to prepare sushi?"
"Sometimes I get a craving for sushi."
'It's actually cheaper than the bait shop.'
'Who's the sushi?.'
Sushi bar Chef: DARN Sushi train spotters!
Sushi for two please. Oakey dokey...how would you like that cooked?
"...I'd say you're not digesting your sushi!"
'Who's the sushi?'
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