Sushi Enthusiast Prints

'Hurry...here comes a tourist!'

"Let me begin by discussing the new sushi vending machine in the break room."

'And here to perform the circumcision is the highly skilled Mr. Hakiro, of Hakiro's Sushi Bistro.'

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

Waiter - 'You can get personal insurance with the fish.'

Yin-Yang-Yum.

The problem with word of mouth marketing was that the word everyone used was rubbish.

'It's actually cheaper than the bait shop.'

'Here's your cat - and here's your bill from the Sushi Emporium.'

'English sushi bar' "Cockles! Muscles!..."

Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.

'If you knew Sushi, like I knew Sushi...'

'He's been barred for life from every sushi bar in town.'

Sushi - prawn trapped inside a dish holds up a sign saying 'Help Me'.

'You're kidding... I love sushi, too!'

'...and how much experience have you of sushi making?'

Sushi and the Cat

Sushi

"Is everything O.K.?"

'Who's the sushi?'

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

"This one looks promising... likes sushi, long winter nights and chilling out in large groups."

'Who's the sushi?.'

"This just came in!"

"Too much wasabi?"

"Wait! Come back! You forgot the wasabi!"

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

"Delivery!"

A woman is laying on a sunbed, feeding a shark sushi.

'Uh yeah, it's supposed to be like that... it's a... it's a new invention.'

Feng Sushi

"Congrats grad! I bet your senior year was tough."

'You mean we've been eating sushi all these years, and I didn't know it?'

"Mum, Dad. This is Sushi."