Sushi Chef Prints

'I don't think this sushi is cooked enough for me.'

Shrimp cook

"Aha- there's a shoal coming around the corner now."

Japan investing billions into robots for the elderly...

'...and how much experience have you of sushi making?'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

'If you knew Sushi, like I knew Sushi...'

Sushi bar...under new management

Sushi - prawn trapped inside a dish holds up a sign saying 'Help Me'.

This one's OK.

"Wait! Come back! You forgot the wasabi!"

'Uh yeah, it's supposed to be like that... it's a... it's a new invention.'

Chef swatting flies into a bowl in a sushi bar.

"Dear... Could we be a bit more discreet about the affair with the new sushi chef?"

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

Feng Sushi

"This just came in!"

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

The Velvet Mesquite

Awkward First Dates

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

'Here's the meat pizza you ordered. You don't have to tip me, because I ate the meat.'

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

Sushi and the Cat

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."