Survival Tales Pillows

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Stranded - stones spell out SOB.

"On the converse I think we're making headway."

Woody is contemplating if it's still or sparkling.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

'I'll call you Friday, there's a one in seven chance that's the right day of the week.'

Magazine stand in middle of the desert.

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"Look, we're all thirsty. You don't see me whining about it."

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

"Holy water, holy water...."

What? I had to fire our flare gun at him before he fired his flare gun at us!

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

Early detection was rarely helpful.

"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

Artificial intelligence trying to make it on its own.

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

Martin Gray.

'What luck. It's Kosher.'

"It was at this point St. Paul felt like he could not catch a break!"

'Our mirage proves this part of the Sahara is still very French.'

Suddenly Billy realized that his grandma was right...Now that he was grown up, he did have to beat the women off with a stick.

"For the last time — there is no ‘other woman’!"

Deflating Island

"Why? Did you want one?"

Dying man in desert to friend as vultures approach; 'Amazing! I thought they were more or less extinct!'