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"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

'I'll call you Friday, there's a one in seven chance that's the right day of the week.'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

"Holy water, holy water...."

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

"Look, we're all thirsty. You don't see me whining about it."

Who's Dead

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"

Master Humphrey's visionary friends

Artificial intelligence trying to make it on its own.

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

"I've seen a lot in my time, Ted, but it was always from the cheap seats."

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

'You've become a right pain in the neck.'

Excess Baggage: As soon as you pick a vacation destination, people who have never been there start to tell you horror stories about the place.

Martin Gray.

"Grandpa! You have to let me put those under my pillow!"

"It was at this point St. Paul felt like he could not catch a break!"

'What luck. It's Kosher.'

Deflating Island

"For the last time — there is no ‘other woman’!"

Suddenly Billy realized that his grandma was right...Now that he was grown up, he did have to beat the women off with a stick.

Prompts on the Antiques Roadshow.