Survival In Suit Pillows

'I want to empower you to fulfill your potential! If you can work 16 hours today, then your 20-hours shift tomorrow should really elevate your self-esteem'!

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

'Thank-you God.'

Desert Island BBQ

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

65 Million Years Ago

Emergency Phone.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"How have you managed to keep your job?"

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'If we hadn't outsourced the staff, we could've eaten them.'

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

Anti stress week: For God sake don't miss it!!

Scouts made this for me

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

'I hear they're letting you go. Your family must have paid the ransom.'

"Thankfully, this year, the results can be attributed to something other than our own gross incompetence."

'I hate evolution!'

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

"No, I'm not building a raft. I'm building a double bed!"