Survival In Suit Pillows

'I want to empower you to fulfill your potential! If you can work 16 hours today, then your 20-hours shift tomorrow should really elevate your self-esteem'!

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

'Thank-you God.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Desert Island BBQ

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Emergency Phone.

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

65 Million Years Ago

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'If we hadn't outsourced the staff, we could've eaten them.'

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

"How have you managed to keep your job?"

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

Anti stress week: For God sake don't miss it!!

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

Scouts made this for me

'I hear they're letting you go. Your family must have paid the ransom.'

"Thankfully, this year, the results can be attributed to something other than our own gross incompetence."

'I hate evolution!'

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"