Survival Celebration Mugs

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

"OK, now what?"

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

Female chemotherapy warrior.

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

"Holy water, holy water...."

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

Artificial intelligence trying to make it on its own.

"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

'What luck. It's Kosher.'

"It was at this point St. Paul felt like he could not catch a break!"

Deflating Island

'Our mirage proves this part of the Sahara is still very French.'

Don't shake.

"For the last time — there is no ‘other woman’!"

Suddenly Billy realized that his grandma was right...Now that he was grown up, he did have to beat the women off with a stick.

Dying man in desert to friend as vultures approach; 'Amazing! I thought they were more or less extinct!'

'How long shall we wait until we start eating each other?'

"I'm going to Princeton!"

Catching Coconuts.

'Say 'Nessage in a gottle.' one more time and I'm putting you back in your box.'

Vultures wait on a desert island.

"Compliments of the gentleman at the end of the bar."