Survival Celebration Mugs

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

"OK, now what?"

Female chemotherapy warrior.

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"Holy water, holy water...."

Remain calm, we need to talk. We don't want to alarm you. Run for your life! Oh boy. The economic news is not good. It's apocalyptic. We both lived through the depression. More like barely survived. We're seeing parallels -- lack of government investment, no-tax policies ... Fire, disease, bad cellphone coverage ... You're enjoying this too much. you said I could. Spend cautiously, Rudy. Have a back-up plan. Sell your gadgets, buy canned goods. Oh boy.

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

What? I had to fire our flare gun at him before he fired his flare gun at us!

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

Artificial intelligence trying to make it on its own.

"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

'What luck. It's Kosher.'

"It was at this point St. Paul felt like he could not catch a break!"

Don't shake.

"For the last time — there is no ‘other woman’!"

Suddenly Billy realized that his grandma was right...Now that he was grown up, he did have to beat the women off with a stick.

'Our mirage proves this part of the Sahara is still very French.'

Deflating Island

Spam.

'How long shall we wait until we start eating each other?'

Dying man in desert to friend as vultures approach; 'Amazing! I thought they were more or less extinct!'

'Ol? everyone! I'm keeping the sunglasses for Hollywood!'

Catching Coconuts.

Vultures wait on a desert island.

'Say 'Nessage in a gottle.' one more time and I'm putting you back in your box.'