Surveying Strategist Pillows

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

When Engineers Crack.

Hello, this is Cable News. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. As you know, we only have four short years until the next presidential election. So it's time to start asking: Who should run? Whom do you prefer? (A) Al Gore … (B) John Kerry … (C) Marco Rubio … (D) Ted Cruz ... (E) Christ Christie ... House of Java Cybercafe. How about (F) You? Mr. Eugene Yu is actually (T).

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

"Bob wait, let's do the survey first! Sir, on a scale of 1, poor, to 10, excellent, how would you rate our chase today?"

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

"I like to stay on top of things."

"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"

'Can you spare a minute, madam - I'm doing a king of all I survey.'

"You call yourselves a demographic?"

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

"No, he's not in right now, he's out demographing."

'For? Against? Undecided? Uniformed? Apathetic? This is one accurate poll!'

"Our latest survey shows our customers basically want just three things: prompt service, and apology when mistakes occur and to be treated politely..."

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

'Other than the countless probing how would you rate your stay with us?'

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

"A survey found 82% of people think surveys are a waste of time."

"I see you have experience marking territory."

'5.40pm on the 2nd day....and still waiting for the surveyor'

"Oh dear! Low-cost housing."

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

'Yes. No. Sometimes. No. No. Yes. Don't know. Sometimes. Yes. Mo.'

Surveys and economic interests

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

First and last day as census taker...