Survey Sage Mugs

"This internet survey is asking me to take another survey rating the survey I'm taking."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

One way only.

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

Psychiatrist interview an irrational number

'For? Against? Undecided? Uniformed? Apathetic? This is one accurate poll!'

'Yes. No. Sometimes. No. No. Yes. Don't know. Sometimes. Yes. Mo.'

Help me COVI one ten O.B. you're my only hope

"A new survey shows only 3% of Americans take surveys, but everyone believes the stupid things."

"Our latest survey shows our customers basically want just three things: prompt service, and apology when mistakes occur and to be treated politely..."

"Would you have a moment to take a short survey about your experience?"

'Do you think you can turn the company around without making us all dizzy?'

"Don't worry Sir, you're not the first person to ask for a refund and you probably won't be the last!"

"Rate your experience and you could win an Amazon gift voucher."

Jules Henri Poincare

I'm just a pollster, ma'am - I have no idea which candidate is a cat person.

"It's ten o'clock, and seventy-seven per cent of the people think all is well!"

'It's yet another customer survey asking about our last oil change. Was it poor, fair, very good, blissful or orgasmic?'

"You know how I feel about sampling!"

"Since they graduated, have any of your children moved back in with you?"

"On a scale of one to ten. How happy would you say you are?"

"It's nice of you to say so, Ben, but somehow the idea of 'Shakespeare in the Park' doesn't really appeal to me."

Scientist looking down a microscope is being looked down a microscope by god.

'It appears to be a blog clog.'

"Excuse me, sir - I'm conducting a survey about stress in the workplace."

"Good evening. Can I start you off with a customer satisfaction survey?"

'...and how satisfied are you with the food? (1) very satisfied,(2) satisfied,(3) needs improvements.'