Surveillance Theory Buff T-Shirts

"Yeah...I'm looking at you. See how you like it."

High security Santa's grotto

Bermuda Triangles

Joan Hickson

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

Privacy Conference Security

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

The Best Defense

Aggression/Security

Milkin' Impossible

Legalish

Data From a Truck

Privacy

Private Viewing

Presidential surveillance ass!"

Big Brother.

"The president says it's a weather balloon."

I Value Your Privacy, So I'm Keeping It.

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

"As I mentioned next week in my talk on reversible time..."

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

Facial Recognition

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

"I like to think of myself as a vital link in the homeland-security system."

"Your call may be monitored by the CIA, NSA, Russians, Chinese, space aliens..."

"Our constantant surveillance indicates workers are becoming more paranoid."

Spy Satellite

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch