Surveillance Cinephile Prints

America's Funniest Surveillance Camera Videos

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

What's an Imax cave?

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"Housekeeping?!"

'It was great. I hated it.'

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

"All stories have been told, all songs have been sung. But that won't stop us from making movie reboots."

Film Star Robert de Niro

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

'Vital mission - movie parody'

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

May I have the envelope, please?

"Personally, I'm getting sick of sequels."

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

"I love my luvvie."

'I think I'll wait for the movie.'

Marcello Mastroianni.

Daniel Craig caricature

Jennifer Aniston

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

'Well, actually my first big break was a slither-on part in 'one was flown into the cuckoo's nest'.'

The Wickerman (Hollywood style)

'We are from the planet Condescendia. Take us to your cute little leader.'

'Cosa vuol significare 'Spaghetti Western'?'

Tenafly International Film Festival

Woody Allen

Peter Jackson's Hobbit

Biannual relationship conversation, new business. Item one: What kinds of movies should we see going forward. Action thrillers with the bodacious Clint Eastwood. Moralistic British comedies, anything starring or produced by Al Gore! Eastwood! Natalie Portman! What?! it's platonic! Eastwood. Whatever you want. Gimme your bullhorn. It's spankin' time.