Surrealist Prankster Gifts

Magician pulls hat from rabbit.

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

The first car accident.

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Early photobombing

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

"Admit it, we're lost."

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

'I could eat you.'

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

The invention of the wheel and the axel.

Mook's regret after inventing fire.

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'I thought you said you wanted to spoon me!'

'Jurassic Pork.'

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

'So! -- You're the one who's been stealing the office supplies!'

"I think we overordered."

'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.'

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

The Proctolosaur

"You spoil that Hamster."

Unbeknown to others, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

"Don't try to blame this mess on your father!"