Surreal Joke Collector T-Shirts

Put their surreal wit on display with t-shirts that showcase clever, imaginative graphics—perfect for making a statement that's both funny and brilliantly odd.

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101 uses of a dead cat: floatation devices.

101 uses of a dead cat: floatation devices. mockup

101 uses of a dead cat: floatation devices.

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"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?" mockup

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

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'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!' mockup

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

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"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to." mockup

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

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"It's OK, I'm preordained."

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'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.' mockup

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

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The Rooster Comedian.

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Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters. mockup

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

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Useless add-ons.

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Suffering from Cooties?

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'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...' mockup

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

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Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre mockup

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

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'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed mockup

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

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Irritable trowel syndrome.

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"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down." mockup

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

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'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?' mockup

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

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'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.' mockup

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

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"...and she said 'MOO!'"

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'The funny part is that the aerial was fine -- the TV set was just unplugged!'

'The funny part is that the aerial was fine -- the TV set was just unplugged!' mockup

'The funny part is that the aerial was fine -- the TV set was just unplugged!'

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'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!' mockup

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

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Shark infested custard!

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Told you...Nonsense compulsive disorder.

Told you...Nonsense compulsive disorder. mockup

Told you...Nonsense compulsive disorder.

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Mexican Jumping Balls.

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'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.' mockup

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

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Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop. mockup

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

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Cheating Death.

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"I must insist on my lawyer present." mockup

"I must insist on my lawyer present."

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'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?' mockup

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

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My daddy ate my homework

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"Turn your head and cough."

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'Take one of these three times a day until you start to feel better.'

'Take one of these three times a day until you start to feel better.' mockup

'Take one of these three times a day until you start to feel better.'

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'What does coincide mean?' 'It's what you do when it starts to rain.'

'What does coincide mean?' 'It's what you do when it starts to rain.' mockup

'What does coincide mean?' 'It's what you do when it starts to rain.'

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'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...' mockup

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

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Surreal Joke Collector T-Shirts Collection

Surreal Joke Collector Mugs

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Surreal Joke Collector Prints

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