Surgical Savant Mugs

'Well,gentlemen,-who's playing God today?'

Playing poker has something in common with surgery. The odds of success are better with good hands.

Surgery / Canteen - The perplexities of priorites.

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

'Gee!' (doctor looking at x-ray)

"I never imagined I'd be up on my feet this soon."

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

"Dr. Eliot, would you let the dog out?"

'You'll be awake during the entire procedure...but no peeking!'

Trawling for Fish.

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

Surgery has sign on wall saying 'To Err is Human.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

'I know we're all terrified of malpractice suits, Bob, but as plastic surgeons, I think we can do a little more than just 'style his hair and call it a day.''hair

Edith does ceramics strictly for her own amusement.

"The good news is that you inherit Mr. Brumble's entire estate, Miss Finster. The bad news is that he owes an outstanding balance to your plastic surgeon!"

Doctor Flattened By The ER Rush

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

'Very impressive, but is there anything you can't do?'

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

ACME, Inc. For the man who has everything. It's a home security company.

"It's about time the price of generic drugs went down! Oh, and give me fifty quick picks."

"This time, Joe passes the gas, Sue cuts, Bob retracts and I grab the appendix... wait, better play... I pass the gas, Sue cuts, Lynne holds retractors, Bob grabs the appendix... wait........"

'I'll need the large blade on this lawyer...I'm performing a radical crapendectomy.'

'I'm thinking of cutting my hours down to 24/7.'

Life's choices (Tampons and Chocolate).

"And you know, realistically, it's much safer than driving."

Fireman chasing the olympic flame.

"All right, everybody- time to knock off for lunch."

Space Commando Revenge. Special Effects Extravaganza. It's definitely a "must see" movie … Particularly since there's no dialogue.

"Dr. Cosgrove will be here in a minute. He's been cramming for this operation."

"Take note, Clammerhorn. The yellow tank is helium."