Surgery Survivalist Mugs

"I never imagined I'd be up on my feet this soon."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

Desert Island Meals.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'See? The idiots put my danged knee replacement in backward!'

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

'Arf! Arf!'

Office worker pushing a pile of papers on trolley.

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

'Barb had her stomach replaced with a mouse's stomach to help her eat less.'

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

Desert Island Mishap

"Yes, I'm alone."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

While you're at it, will you sew on my shirt button please?

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

"Dr. Eliot, would you let the dog out?"

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'