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"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Now that's a win."

Trojan Hurdler.

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

The Friendship Between Death and the Doctor.

Wait a minute…What operating system are you using?… Common techie question.

He loves the water.

"I think I'm as patient as the next person, but my husband wouldn't stop saying 'yo,' so I shot him."

'Is there a chance you will die under the anaesthetic? Well, that is the killer question.'

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

"I can't be sure...I only got a quick look."

'It's heartbreaking to see Reynolds in trouble for fraud again, but I always look forward to his rooftop chases.'

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of "CSI: Miami" to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45pm? The Youtube generation grows up fast.

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

The Investigation

He said he loved her for her brain but was her appendix he was always taking out.

Pinocchio has a nose job.

'... and make it look like an accident.'

"And it'll stay clamped until you play my Usher CD."

'It's not for acting...It's for a testimony in a courtroom.'

"Alright, I'll talk. Just please, stop with the good-cop, ab-cop routine."

"You've got to move. The bed is needed for another TV drama."

Clinical psychology involves observation of patients in clinics and related settings. Forensic psychology takes place at crime scenes. Cognitive psychology uses mathematical models. It can happen at a computer. Ernie prefers to put his patients in the car and drive backwards. Which is? Reverse psychology.

Show Jumping Tantrums

"I told him he was allowed one phone call. He's making a pledge to Channel 13."

"The boss says after this you're gonna have to start flossing for yourself."

'Gee... Nothing says 'I'm dead' like a severed head.'

Safe cracker opens large safe to find smaller safes inside.

"Dumb ass, huh! Well there's more than one way to grill a thick sausage."

"What part of ‘secure the crime scene’ don’t you understand?!!"