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"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"Now that's a win."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Trojan Hurdler.

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

The Friendship Between Death and the Doctor.

"I think I'm as patient as the next person, but my husband wouldn't stop saying 'yo,' so I shot him."

'Is there a chance you will die under the anaesthetic? Well, that is the killer question.'

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

"I can't be sure...I only got a quick look."

'It's heartbreaking to see Reynolds in trouble for fraud again, but I always look forward to his rooftop chases.'

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

The Investigation

"Alright, I'll talk. Just please, stop with the good-cop, ab-cop routine."

Pinocchio has a nose job.

"You've got to move. The bed is needed for another TV drama."

'It's not for acting...It's for a testimony in a courtroom.'

'... and make it look like an accident.'

He said he loved her for her brain but was her appendix he was always taking out.

"I told him he was allowed one phone call. He's making a pledge to Channel 13."

Show Jumping Tantrums

"The boss says after this you're gonna have to start flossing for yourself."

'Gee... Nothing says 'I'm dead' like a severed head.'

"Dumb ass, huh! Well there's more than one way to grill a thick sausage."

Safe cracker opens large safe to find smaller safes inside.

"What part of ‘secure the crime scene’ don’t you understand?!!"

The Line-up