Surgery Show Fan Mugs

'Did you remove my appendix? Yes, both of them.'

"Satisfaction, stat!"

The Friendship Between Death and the Doctor.

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

'Now that's what I call rejection.'

Body Building

'We've GOT to get the bullet out,,,'

'The donor for your face transplant was a Mr. Bonzo.'

"If this isn't successful, the next one is on us."

Surgeons prepare for the world's first loopendectomy. Objective: Remove that part of the brain that plays the same snippet of music over the over and over.

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

"You've got to move. The bed is needed for another TV drama."

Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."

"Good?"

'And that's the simplest way to surgically remove a 'mole' from the patient!'

"The I.R.S. can't hurt him anymore."

'I can't turn it off.'

Patients with HMO dread anesthesia.

"Don't worry, I've performed this procedure hundreds of times."

'I need to reset his internal clock...does anyone have the correct time?'

"The operation was a huge success, Mr. Smith, but we're going to have to open you up again - we appear to have lost a nurse."

'I'll try to get sent off early luv, so I can take you to the hospital for your operation.'

'I think you've reached the mandatory retirement number of oopses.'

'No! No! - it's an ELASTIC band I want!'

The Surgeon Finds the Source of the Problem

"Hold it. I'd like a second opinion!"

'Remember the hierarchy of competence - see one, do one, teach one, become a regulator.'