Surfboard Breaker Pillows

So I take it you'd rather I didn't go on another surfing weekend...

Beach con-man.

Turtle Hat

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Man running in a hamster wheel

I love Basketball.

Sisyphus Sawyer

'Another nice wave.'

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

'Oh, no! A crime wave!'

"FISH ON"

"You're going to create the same problems on the way down as you created on the way up."

Yo mate, your board's up-side-down.

'I hate rainy days!'

'All day and not one wave...can life possibly get any worse?'

Surf Guitar

Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow...

Early Americans found it easier to settle the west coast, where natives were, like, whatever, dude.

"They are making sandboxes more and more realistic these days."

"Excuse me....water!!"

Chicken Fight

A shark ventriloquist.

"Surfers are thrill seekers son, so we just gave them an extra thrill: they'll be talking about their encounter with us for years..."

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe the simplest modes of travel are the best.

'I used to work there, but I got tired of the same old run-around.'

'Yes, this is my shortboard: Why?'

"I did not listen carefully, and, yes, the menu options had changed..."

“I keep doing the same thing over and over, but keep getting the same results.”

"The First Robin of Spring Break"

The end is rear!

'You've broken the Lemmings code,son - whatever possessed you to take sky diving lessons ?!'

"Someday, you may thank me for breaking what was becoming, in this family, a viscous cycle of inheritance!"

Wind Surfing

Mark and John have a wet t-shirt contest.