Surf Satirist Prints

"I see you're still lacking in confidence!"

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

'We've been lucky - sometimes you can be out here the whole day and fail to see a single boat!'

Suburban street.

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

"It was a lovely holiday. The chips crispy and delicious, the ice cream cornets were to die for, the only downside being, the hostility of the humans, who were reluctant to share their sustenance."

"Wow, 27, not bad! Me, I've ruined 53 surfing competitions..."

'After paying for the boat, it's insurance, the docking and gas, I couldn't afford a trailer.'

Sales chart shows sales going downhill.

"There's nothing wrong with the ship. We just got a better offer."

"I don't think he's wearing that snorkel because he wants to swim with us. Especially, since it's lunch time."

"Nothing makes me feel so old as having to scroll down and down to find my year of birth."

'That's what I call riding the barrel!'

'I am wearing my bikini!'

'This is totally bananas!'

Woman windsurfer wearing a sombrero.

"Serf's up"

Another Disappointment for Captain Ahab

Porters carry a sedan chair up a ski slope

The Domestic Violence Workshop Commences At 2:30.

'I'm going to give you a prescription for your walking pneumonia...Take one pill every three miles.'

Surfing the Brown Water.

"Three Morons At Sea."

'At $87,000, I'd say this comes from the artist's I'm-milking-this-for-all-I-can Period.'

Agricultural Skier

'The dominant buck and the alpha wold meet at midfield for the coin toss and this hunt is about to get under way.'

Superdome: Now Playing Har Bowl.

"I think he could be the real thing - he's walking on the water!"

"May I recommend Deborah, she has a perfect blend of Merlot and chocolate."

'Up periscope!'

Pirate points to Plank Walking notice nailed to mast,