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Suppository Satirist T-Shirts
Let them wear their humor proudly—our t-shirts feature clever and cheeky designs that celebrate the playful side of health satire, perfect for the suppository satirist.
The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'
"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."
"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."
"You're fired."
'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'
"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."
"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"
'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'
Torturing the English Language
We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds
Trump pardons
Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."
Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.
UK border controls relaxed.
No-Work Orange
"Gee, thanks pal."
'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'
"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"
Ghostwriting the Bible
Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit
The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision
"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."
CIA report
"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."
"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."
"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"
Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger
Sock Puppet in Literature
"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."
"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."
Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.
Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.
Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.
"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"
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