Suburbanite Satirist T-Shirts

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

Beware of the Lawn

Suburban street.

'I didn't have time to cut the lawn, so I used your credit card to have it carpeted. Do you like the cool color I picked out?'

'Great! Thanks to the damn mortage crisis, we've got to live in a neighbourhood now where we wake up with yellow feet every second morning...'

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."

Autumn Leaves

Traffic Lights Medicine

"I'm thinking about moving out of the suburbs."

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

Lex Ave Express

'My therapist suggested I redirect my anger into landscaping and gardening!'

",,,These job cuts will not affect patient care...."

Intentional Community vs. Community of Sheer Happenstance

Cops on trains: 'Is that a truncheon, or are you just pleased to see me?'

"Well, Charles, it wasn't a 'pesky little wasp,' it was a hummingbird."

Suburban blues legends

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

Blissful Acres - An Ignorant Community

'Well, that's just great...zombies! There goes the neighbourhood!'

'And me fresh out of xanax.'

Slower than a rubber-tipped arrow,as powerful as a wind-up choo-choo, unable to step over his shoelaces, it's Copyright Free Man!

"I'm home dear! So what have you been doing today?"

(Used to be) END.

'The brakes aren't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...The escalator isn't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...why don't you walk up?'

'It's my first dog house with indoor plumbing.'

Igloo.

COVID FAQs.

Titian's Venus of Mamaroneck

"You know what I like about L.A.? We don't have to be interesting anymore."

'Looks like they have their own problems with suburban encroachment.'

'Damn! Sex and the City is not on tonight.' 'Does that mean no sex in the suburbs tonight either?'