Supportive Conversations Mugs

"This is Miss Jones, Doctor - I want you to cheer her up. She's been through hell recently."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Our war is against cancer."

Support group for sheep.

Very Difficult Conversations

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

"How about a hand."

Courage. Love.

Dialogue

Aging Support Group

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

"Of course, that's just my opinion. If you want my professional opinion it will cost you."

Female chemotherapy warrior.

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."

"Cheer up, Simon. . . I'm always here for you!"

"Don't judge me until you've walked a mile on my medication."

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

'The trouble with Nigel is that he's so changeable. One minute I love him and the next minute I loathe him.'

"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

A lesson in wit

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"He's not gay, but he's often gay-adjacent."

"I feel proud of the success I've made, thanks for all your support."

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

'My investment club had morphed into a support group.'

Accident-Prone Support Group.