Supportive Conversations Mugs

"This is Miss Jones, Doctor - I want you to cheer her up. She's been through hell recently."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Our war is against cancer."

Support group for sheep.

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Very Difficult Conversations

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'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

"How about a hand."

Courage. Love.

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

Dialogue

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

"Of course, that's just my opinion. If you want my professional opinion it will cost you."

"Don't judge me until you've walked a mile on my medication."

'The trouble with Nigel is that he's so changeable. One minute I love him and the next minute I loathe him.'

"Cheer up, Simon. . . I'm always here for you!"

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

Female chemotherapy warrior.

"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

A lesson in wit

"He's not gay, but he's often gay-adjacent."

"I feel proud of the success I've made, thanks for all your support."

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

'Good news and bad... Medical science can't cure you, but we have some marvelous support groups.'

'My investment club had morphed into a support group.'