Supporting Mugs

'When you walk through a storm, hold your head up high...'

"Sometimes, I wish we'd never invented football."

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Window Treatment

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

'I can validate both your feelings and your parking.'

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

Football supporters.

Couple

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

'Now while you're cranking the Jack in the Box Tommy, I want you to tell me your thoughts.'

"Thank you."

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

'Delusions are a common symptom of World Cup fever.'

"You got this, Nana."

'Good news and bad... Medical science can't cure you, but we have some marvelous support groups.'

'I'm so proud of you sweetie, you haven't smoked for a week!'

'Nurse! With this chemo cocktail, get me some mixed nuts and pretzels!'

"Tell me about your programmer."

'Talking to John always raises my self esteem. He's such a great listener!'

'Mr. Figgs - any door with doctor on it - knock-go in-smile-sit down-poor out your woes.'

"I'M your one call from County Lockup? Ohhhh Lenny."

Thomas was brought up by his extended family

"I've been experiencing a lot of deja flew, lately."

"Should I tell her I'm a PTSD support dog specializing in disease and illegal drug scent detection?" "Should I tell him his ear's inside out?"

Hedgehog Mortuary.

Patient jumps out of window.

"It's a student you taught 20 years ago asking if you'd loan him bail money!"