Supporters Of Care Leavers Prints

'I'm sorry if people have had their hopes dashed.'

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

"Nice try, but I don't think whisky counts as an 'essential medication'."

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'I don't know which health issue should concern me more - the voices in my head or the fact that I need a hearing aid to hear them.'

"It's Meals-on-Wheels, Mrs. Hokenstadt."

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

"For someone your age, the yearly premium on a $5,000 policy is $8,000."

'There's no cure, but the good news is we have some great support groups!'

"And this is where he'll be during the day - we call it The Men's Downhill."

'We put the little old lady of Threadneedle Street into a care home.'

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"Will people ever say of me - he made his mark?"

'By 'fight the good fight' I don't mean you fight against it.'

"If she was abused, why didn’t she report it?"

"I relapsed."

"We must do something about this memory loss, Richard."

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Apathy support group - no one turns up.

"The secret to longevity is good genes, good diet, a good lawyer and witnesses with weak eyesight and poor memories."

"Look, I know I have a problem, and I'm going to use the money to enter a robbery clinic for evaluation."

"The time when kids left care with a black plastic bag stuffed with their few belongings are long gone..."

Old organizers never die: 'If anyone ever needed a union - it's you caretakers!'

'Want a cup? It's 'Chock full of Nuts'.'

'My name is Rudolph and I am an alcoholic.'

"Darling! Will you ride my coattails as I raise politically!?"

"Did you say you've been diagnosed with Alzheimer's. . . I'd forget about it!"

'They're downsizing at 'Meals on Wheels'.'

'You were manic yesterday? That's a riot - I was depressive.'

'So would you say that your preparation for Leaving Care was 'good', 'adequate'or 'could have been better'?'

"The community refused my services."

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'Quit complaining. I'm having a rotten childhood too!'