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'Pushing the boat out a bit today, aren't you, guv'nor?'

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

World Cup Fever

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

Mayhem, Inc. Part 26

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"SUPERintendent! What kind of powers do you have?"

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

What Sisyphus Learned: "When life gets rough, you sure find out who your friends are!"

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

"You can do it!"

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. "Batfan" in Dallas, you're on. What's your problem?! House of Java Cybercafe. My girlfriend is refusing to go see "Justice League" because she things Marvel's take on the genre is the only way to do it. How do I get her to be more open-minded and tolerant? You don't! Just become less open-minded yourself. You can't change other people, you can only seek vengeance upon them. Um ... Do you happen to have Doctor Phil's number?

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

"All I need now is someone who wants to adopt a 95 pound lap dog."

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 3

"She's a little overworked but, depending on what happens next Sunday, I'll probably jump back on."

Flat tire in the middle of nowhere. It was good to have a shoulder to cry on.

Zoo Football League. Don't worry. They're formidable opponents in the early season but they'll be hibernating by the time the playoffs start.

"Hey -- if you ever want to talk about this no hitter, I'm here."

"Here's your support, Dad, and here's mine."

'Congratulations son, you've been invited to play for the barbarians.'

"Refresh my memory-why do we meet once a week?"

Russel could always spot his mother in the crowd.

'All I'm saying is that maybe he doesn't want to sell girl scout cookies.'

"You're still in here? Go home. We lost."

'Your car broke down? Oh, my. Well, don't panic. Just be there for it. Listen and try to be supportive.'

Ducttape Man! I'll mend your broken heart!

"We’re ready when you are!"

Go Team!

'Thanks for not letting cancer define who you are.'