Supporter Of Elderly Rights Prints

"We just want to make sure nobody does anything sneaky."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

"Nice try, but I don't think whisky counts as an 'essential medication'."

"Sure I'm depressed - now they got me on this geriatric dog food."

Introducing Life Alarm for people who have fallen but don't want to get up.

'I don't know which health issue should concern me more - the voices in my head or the fact that I need a hearing aid to hear them.'

"For someone your age, the yearly premium on a $5,000 policy is $8,000."

"He said he's doing all he can to help me, but he can't make me any younger. But I have no interest in getting younger! I just don't want to keep getting older."

"The older I get, the more I change from a lounge lizard into a bathroom lizard..."

Angry pensioner

'The law requires me to tell you that we don't discriminate, gramps.'

After decades of research, Prof. Lorenzen finally found a way to stop ageing.

'Watch out for Harold Smedly...He has wandering long-reach pick up tools!..'

Trickle down...

'You look younger...are you colouring your hair?'

"Get off the lawn!"

'Accelerate! Coffin Dodgers Crossing.'

Age Concern and Pension concerns.

Ack! 2010!! We're a whole tenth of the way through the "new" century! Hey! January. We've got a whole nine-tenths left to go. Easy for you to say! You aren't one-tenth of the way through the wrinkle cream Santa brought you.

Pension Calculation

Entering Arizona: Illegal Immigrants, Keep Out! Feds, Keep Out!

"Make my face sag - I want people to think I've never had plastic surgery."

Youth Cream, look younger in minutes.

'Nobility vehicle'

"You end up with the face you can afford."

"You can grow old gracefully. I'm fighting it every inch of the way!"

"The secret to longevity is good genes, good diet, a good lawyer and witnesses with weak eyesight and poor memories."

Old people sign - Whatever

"If she was abused, why didn't she report it."

Alzheimer's Patients Struggle with Societal Contempt

'I'm not worried about ageism - I'm just keeping it real'

"He spent his entire life trying to discover a way to stop aging. How ironic that he would only realize his dream now."

'Would suit a school leaver...I am a school leaver, I left school in 1968!'

#METOO on gravestone