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View to the Future

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

'It's all local, except for the fish. They're from the ocean.'

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

Disraeli's Local Taxation Reform for Agricultural Interest

"I can't afford to feed you."

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

"Whatever happened to common sense?"

"...and the farmers - what would they do without me?...wait, don't answer that!"

'Any Questions?. . . Anyone else?'

Organic Milk

Tom Cotton

"We find shopping at the farmers' market to be more self-congratulatory."

GM Food and World Hunger

"I'm sorry son, but one day all this will be yours."

Support your local bookstore

What the new farm bill means. . . to the small farmer. . . to the corporate farmer.

Frank's Butcher Shop. Ernie's Bakery. Starbux Coffee. It hasn't been the same since the candlestick maker went out of business.

All Our Ketchup Is Locally Sauced

"What's so great about eating local? It's all fast food."

I splurged on some organic, handcrafted goat cheese from a local artisanal farmer. Looks good. How much did it cost? $12.37 a gulp. Burp.

"On the plus side, all the ingredients are local."

'Free range isn't all that! We basically get leftovers from the cattle!'

Small dairy farmers have no future.

"I can assure you our eggs only come from free range chickens."

"Now there are many farm raised ones, but I prefer my eye-of-newt locally sourced."

'Locally? Take a look at where this license plate is from.'

Coronavirus recovery

'You got anything that'll kill harsh immigration laws?'

Farm Program Cuts