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Where Skim Milk comes from.

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

"Scuba cow"

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

'He bought a donkey because he thought he might get a kick out of it.'

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

Farmacy - 'I can't read your doctor's chicken scratch. I'm sure the pharmacist can, though.'

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

Hey there! I thought you guys were extinct!

Doc's Kid.

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'

Disraeli's Local Taxation Reform for Agricultural Interest

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

"I can't afford to feed you."

"Sprechen ze MOO MOO?"

Can we have our hedgehog back please?(Hedgehog is stuck to the tree)

Toast Pops Out of Piggy Bank.

I would ask you to cease and desist from sitting on my burrow!

A solar powered cow.

"It's not as bad as it looks. . .they're making you a birthday cake."

"Whatever happened to common sense?"

Animal Farm: Battery Hens Not Included

'Yes, she's still doing it, Dr. Christiansen....'

"Apparently we're reared by people who share the values of the people who eat us."

'Doc, what would you charge to remove a spur rowel...'

'Any Questions?. . . Anyone else?'

"One day, assuming that I don't flip out and massacre everyone down at the mortgage bank that's foreclosing on us, all this will be yours."

Tom Cotton