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"No, you may not help me organize the meeting."

Dynamite little combo

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

'I have Tourette's, and they play backup.'

'We've had an application from No.10 Downing Street. . . they need to extend their cabinet room.'

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

Artwork in a gallery still has wet paint.

"I don't have a good ear. I should really invest in an air guitar tuner."

Huge support for focus groups etc but nobody at the political meeting

"You're dragging the beat."

'If they didn't have on-site daycare, I wouldn't even be able to come to these meetings.'

Overeaters anonymous meeting 9 to 10pm

Self Harm Support.

The Electric Fence Survivors Support Group

'Insomniacs Anonymous. Next meeting 3am,Tues.'

"I have two children by a previous tour."

"I'd like a table near the band please."

"Do you believe in life after drink?"

"Actually I'm a 'Roadie' for Dalton, Edwards, Bell, Cosgrove and Stoddard."

Alcoholics Eponymous