Support Group Facilitator Gifts

"I'll give you 3 to 1 nobody else turns up."

"Hello, my name is Stanley and I'm a quack addict."

"It's like every year my fear gets a little worse."

'Oh, and He doesn't think the New Yorker cartoons are funny.'

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Inclusive speech

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

Networking

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

"This is the communications workshop, right? Let’s get started, I’m prepared!"

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

The first week of the brainstorming session went slowly.

'Come on, Walter, you're wasting out time! Stop using complete sentences!'

"You're wondering why I've called you here."

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Ghost Scare-apy Sessions

How to engage an audience

'I'm feeling a sense of conclusion here, so let's draw things to a close.'

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

"We'll start with some 'ice breakers' and 'team building' games..."

Keys to Success: Focus, Alertness, Concentration...

Start the session by doing something unusual.

As the Chief Corporate Adrenal Gland of the company, Fred's recommendations were rarely a surprise.

"I feel proud of the success I've made, thanks for all your support."

"I hope I haven't taken you aback by asking you to attend the change seminar."

The meeting will start a little late, intelligence is lost in the building somewhere.

"My name is Jane and I've been forty-six for 30 days."

The facilitator from hell.

'And now, Gentlemen, that we have our thinking caps on, let us continue.'

'Ladies and gentlemen, today we're going to get down to nuts and bolts.'

'Do you get the feeling that, in educational workshops, there are way too many buzzwords thrown around?'