Support Group Explorer Gifts

"Why am I the BUTT of every joke?"

'Surely they haven't all forgotten!'

Courage. Love.

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

Ghost Scare-apy Sessions

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

Accident-Prone Support Group.

"I feel proud of the success I've made, thanks for all your support."

"My name is Jane and I've been forty-six for 30 days."

Huge support for focus groups etc but nobody at the political meeting

Therapy Group For Those Who Are Afraid of Therapy Groups

"I provided the comic relief and said all the right things like 'Yee haw!' And 'You got that right, boss!' . . . But he ditched me anyway!"

'I have proof my support group is plotting against me.'

'If they didn't have on-site daycare, I wouldn't even be able to come to these meetings.'

'Insomniacs Anonymous. Next meeting 3am,Tues.'

'I was so shocked when I was born... I couldn't talk for a year.'

Self Harm Support.

The Electric Fence Survivors Support Group

The International Association of Innocent Bystanders.

"Do you believe in life after drink?"

'Hi, I'm from Complainers Anonymous. Can I see the manager?'

Alcoholics Eponymous

'I'm in two minds whether to go or not.'

Attention seeker's anonymous.

"C'mon, people. In group therapy we share."

'My name's Steve, and I'm an alcoholic. And I'm pretty sure the guy vomiting behind my chair is too.'

'Welcome to sex addicts anonymous. It appears that we are missing a chair so who would like me to sit on their lap?'

I'm with crazy.

Agoraphobia Congress

'Clancy finds a pack to run with...'

"When I quit drinking I saved a ton of money that I lost gambling"

"Your support group is in need of a support group."

Welcome - forgetful persons anonymous.

"I've just joined a support group for boring people."

Fear of success support group.