Group Support Enthusiast Gifts

'I was so shocked when I was born... I couldn't talk for a year.'

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

'I fell off the wagon, again... meat wagon that is.'

Accident-Prone Support Group.

"Why am I the BUTT of every joke?"

Therapy Group For Those Who Are Afraid of Therapy Groups

Huge support for focus groups etc but nobody at the political meeting

'There's no cure, but the good news is we have some great support groups!'

'Of course, I do have a very supportive wife.'

"I provided the comic relief and said all the right things like 'Yee haw!' And 'You got that right, boss!' . . . But he ditched me anyway!"

'If they didn't have on-site daycare, I wouldn't even be able to come to these meetings.'

'Insomniacs Anonymous. Next meeting 3am,Tues.'

Cartoon characters unable to instantly recover from catastrophic injuries support group.

The Electric Fence Survivors Support Group

The International Association of Innocent Bystanders.

"I relapsed."

Self-help group needs promoting to helping themselves to tea and biscuits

"Do you believe in life after drink?"

Attention seeker's anonymous.

'I'm in two minds whether to go or not.'

'Hi, I'm from Complainers Anonymous. Can I see the manager?'

Alcoholics Eponymous

Apathy support group - no one turns up.

'My name's Steve, and I'm an alcoholic. And I'm pretty sure the guy vomiting behind my chair is too.'

"Your support group is in need of a support group."

I'm with crazy.

"When I quit drinking I saved a ton of money that I lost gambling"

Agoraphobia Congress

Welcome - forgetful persons anonymous.

"I've just joined a support group for boring people."

Fear of success support group.

Obsessives anon -"My name is Hadrian and I build walls."

"Then, 18 years ago, I had a moment of clarity. Ever since, I've been working the program, hoping for another one."