Support Animals Pillows

"I'm a hearing-ear dog."

"Should I tell her I'm a PTSD support dog specializing in disease and illegal drug scent detection?" "Should I tell him his ear's inside out?"

"Yes, he is a bit slow, but he's really careful and I've been assured that I'll have him for a long time."

Guide Dog

Emotional Support Animals Can Be Very Smart and Helpful.

Lumbar support animal

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

Couple

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

"I retired from avalanche rescue. I still want to help people, so now I come to your home and provide tech support."

'Nothing on the sign says I have to have a person with me.'

DIY Butchers

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

"Oh c'mon, Phil. Everyone knows we only stay together for the giant tortoise."

'I'm so proud of you sweetie, you haven't smoked for a week!'

'Nurse! With this chemo cocktail, get me some mixed nuts and pretzels!'

Best in Heat.

Thomas was brought up by his extended family

Hedgehog Mortuary.

Guide Dogs

'Of course, I do have a very supportive wife.'

'I'm no grey squirrel...just a very old red one.'

Will mouse for cat nip!

'There are 10 great things about living with a senior dog. We're already potty trained, and we don't jump around and chew your stuff.' og proceeds to lie down saying 'The other reasons will come to me after my nap.'

"I don't feel like I'm making any progress, it's like I'm just chasing my tail again."

Guide dog looks at ball that has gone over wall.

So...who is your provider ?

Flat tire in the middle of nowhere. It was good to have a shoulder to cry on.

'Can I keep him? He followed me home.'

"Try to remain calm. I'm going to talk you down."

Dachshund with wheels round tummy.