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"And he's a nutritional-support animal, too."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Pick me!"

The Zoo.

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Seagiraffes

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Mardi Gras

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Welcome to the Team

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Cling-On Dog

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"First date hairball... awkward."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"Well, we needed the rain."