Superwoman Squad Pillows

'After you finish the dishes, we can start those three work projects, try to meet new husbands, haven even more children, torture ourselves for our inadequacy...and then relax.'

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

'I'm on my way!'

"I noticed that since I've been working at home you've been paying me hazard pay. How did you know?"

'My mom's natural state when she isn't working or driving us around.'

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

'That's nothing, you want to try juggling three kids and a full time job.'

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

'Relax, Silly. He's not here for you.'

'Another day, another dollar.'

Working at a hospital

"If that's 'Dancing with the Stars,' we only work as a group."

Supernan.

Superheroes.

'No, Dear, a 'hot flash' is not a comic book superhero power.'

'You've got to fight! You've got to want to get well!'

Women at war - balancing work & family

Airline queues.

'You're three o'clock cancelled, we're still awaiting the Parson verdict, and your husband wants to know if the dishes are dirty or clean.'