Supervision Humor Lover Gifts

"Every time I leave here for a while, this place goes to Hell."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

'I'm sorry, but everyone is in a meeting.'

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Who gave you permission to ask for a raise?"

Crap from the future.

Trappist Monk Discord

Nerd tryouts.

'What does it say, Dad?'

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

"If you'd like to take a seat."

'The boss says you can come in from the naughty step now.'

'Tesco's cheif executive meets with staff.'

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

"On reflection i think i could have coped with just 340' feedback."

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

The Monroe Doctrine

Honest Voting Stickers

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

"Actually, you do have a racist bone in your body."

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

Before disposing of useless information please make file copies.

'Don't let anyone in without an appointment, and don't give anyone an appointment.'

Evil Henchman Gets a Promotion.

Clone Factory

Think tanks.

'In my opinion, hold out for a doctor.'