Supervision Humor Lover Gifts

"Every time I leave here for a while, this place goes to Hell."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

'I'm sorry, but everyone is in a meeting.'

"Who gave you permission to ask for a raise?"

Crap from the future.

Trappist Monk Discord

Nerd tryouts.

'What does it say, Dad?'

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

"If you'd like to take a seat."

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

'The boss says you can come in from the naughty step now.'

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

"On reflection i think i could have coped with just 340' feedback."

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

Honest Voting Stickers

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

"Actually, you do have a racist bone in your body."

The Monroe Doctrine

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

Before disposing of useless information please make file copies.

'Don't let anyone in without an appointment, and don't give anyone an appointment.'

Think tanks.

Evil Henchman Gets a Promotion.

Clone Factory

'In my opinion, hold out for a doctor.'

Our large economy size packet hasn't been selling...it's too big to carry home.