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"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

'This New Year you will be bathed in a sea of cash!...Hand on...Sorry. This New Year you will need a flea bath for some sort of rash.'

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

'This either means 'get busy', or I'm damned.'

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

Rats leave a launching ship.

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

'You carry a rabbit's foot — well, that explains the rabbit fever.'

'You've got a degree in mathematics? Well, the economy isn't logical. It's about irrationality, superstition, gossip and pure luck. You need a degree in gambling and black magic.'

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

'Hey, what's with all this 'God forbid' stuff?'

"I don't care what the owner's name is. It's bad luck."

"Not another gooseberry bush!"

Superstitious Black Cat

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

'Our financial statement was delivered 'postage due'. Think that's a sign?'

"I did the math, and I'm telling you I have two left!"

Bad luck

'I'll bet I can reach the ship without stepping on a crack!'

Uh oh. What if someone on the flight wears their unlucky underwear?!

'A white cat! That's good luck.' 'It doesn't work that way.'

'The question is, do we credit you or your lucky socks with landing the account?'

"I see we're all going into this interview a little superstitious."

'Don't knock it. Since I put the candles up, the computer hasn't crashed all term.'

"And thanks to you, I have to buy myself a brand new lucky tie!"

'I'm screwed...'

'It's not an audition, it's a job interview and please don't tell me to 'break a leg'.'