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Good Luck.

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Trueman Dewayne Lafayette: collector of the imaginary,

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

'This either means 'get busy', or I'm damned.'

Rats leave a launching ship.

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

'You carry a rabbit's foot — well, that explains the rabbit fever.'

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

'You've got a degree in mathematics? Well, the economy isn't logical. It's about irrationality, superstition, gossip and pure luck. You need a degree in gambling and black magic.'

'Hey, what's with all this 'God forbid' stuff?'

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

"I knew it, there is an autocorrect demon!"

Net Zero Superstitions

"I don't care what other kittens say about black cats, the person who adopts you will be very lucky."

"I don't care what the owner's name is. It's bad luck."

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

"You're on kid. Break a string!"

"Not another gooseberry bush!"

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

'Our financial statement was delivered 'postage due'. Think that's a sign?'

Superstitious Black Cat

'It's not an audition, it's a job interview and please don't tell me to 'break a leg'.'

"No, I'm pretty sure it'd red for a cold and white for a fever."

"There are mysteries up here on the 13th floor. Like who keeps locking the exit door? Why is that clock always 12 minutes fast? And who actually eats the liverwurst sandwiches from that machine?"