Superpowers Pillows

The Mostly Invisible Man

"Too Marvel?"

"You're violating my airspace."

"You're too late, again Procrastination Man."

Telekinetics on strike...

"You're not using your boogeyman powers to cheat, are you, Cucuy?"

Being invisible in traffic maybe hazardous to your health!

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

The Amazing Man-Spider

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"You've changed."

Keyworker

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Super Heroes.

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Introducing...Anagraman.

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."