Superpower Wannabe Mugs

"You're too late, again Procrastination Man."

The Amazing Man-Spider

Super Heroes.

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Atomic Bear: Part 22

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"I've been genetically modified!"

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Inaction Figure

Telekinetics on strike...

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

"…And just what do you think you're going to do with your silly death ray once you've finished it?!"

"You're home early, dear..." "I had a tailwind.."

Graduation day at Telekinesis School.

The Rivalry Begins

'He's doing it again.'

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

Superman's laundry

"Now that I'm getting older it takes more than a single bound to leap a tall building."

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8

"Well of course it's fast food. I cooked it faster than a speeding bullet."

Superhero with Acrophobia

Superhero

"My super-vision sees...someone yelling at his elders...Cousin Cecilia sneaking out her window...someone making a spinach burrito... No! I must stay focused...and find the evil villain mal de ojo!"

No Action Comics

"You think you're brave? I read Hebrew in front of a live audience."

"Sometimes it's important to stop dwelling on your failures and concentrate on your ability to leap over buildings at a single bound."

'He was superhuman. Then he started to lose his hair.'

"There was a time when that guy could leap this building in a single bound."

Captain Pointy's New Sidekick

"You're violating my airspace."

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

"No, it won't last long, but while it does I aim to fight as much evil as possible."