Supernatural Themes Prints

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

'Relax Mrs Flanagan, I've never known a high fibre exorcism to fail yet!'

"Yes, Larry, I know you just have to go out tonight, but try not to eat anyone, I'm making a lovely frittata for breakfast!"

Can't Count Dracula

'This is the third time your grandmother has died this year. Tell me, have you tried putting a stake through her heart and cutting her head off?'

When I answered the phone and you said, 'Have you checked the children?' I thought it was som creepy prank-call, Esmerelda. But then I remembered... 'Oh! The oven!'

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

'I feel like hell...and how are you today?'

Vampire Couple, "I suppose you're out again for your usual eight pints?"

This looks unusual, but these things have a mind of their own.

Demon in the elevator. Man says: 'Sorry, are you going up or down?'

'Robert Johannes Van Helsing, we have reason to believe you are in wilful breach of the 1882 Transylvanian Endangered Species Act.'

'''You forgot our wedding anniversary again. So I replaced you crucifix with a fly swat. Hahaha! Yours, Mrs Van Helsing.' What the...''

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

Welcome to Hell - Please Wipe Your Feet

Horror

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"Hello Kev - long time no see! You look great, in fact it looks like you haven't aged at all. . !!"

The Grim Peeper makes a house call.

"I told you your mother wouldn’t approve!"

Caller 666

'No overtime for me. When the sun comes up, I'm outa here!'

''I notice you're back on the spirits again''

The number of the beast's next-door neighbour.

Stan Has A Near-Death Experience

"Dang...I might have killed him, but I can't shake the feeling that got the better of me..."

Death with a strimmer (weed whacker)

"I tell you guys you're making a horrible mistake!"

The devil you know and his plus one

"Watch me kill this shot...."

The Wolfblitzerman

Grim Reaper tries to hitchhike.

"Now, these ‘flaming spikes’—are these work-related?"

"Look, Grim, I'm really sorry. It's not you, it's me ... well, it's mostly you, like 85/15 ..."