Supernatural Strummers Pillows

"Here's your wings and Stratocaster. . ."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Love at First Sight

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Late BroomStick

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Physician tending a mummy.

Ghost School.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Zombies.

The Adventures of God

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

He looks so natural lying there...

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

Quantum Psychic

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"It's just a tree."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

"Get a tomb!"

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"