Supernatural Strummers Pillows

"Here's your wings and Stratocaster. . ."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Love at First Sight

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Late BroomStick

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Ghost School.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Physician tending a mummy.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

The Adventures of God

He looks so natural lying there...

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

Zombies.

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

Quantum Psychic

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"It's just a tree."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Route 666

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"