Supernatural Satire Seeker Pillows

Vampire Weekday

Reasons to be glad you're not a werewolf.

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Meet the Enemy

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Flyfishing for dummies.

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

Censors 'no' a good thing when they see it.

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

'Stick them up...'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

"Beware of the frog"

Coronavirus Waves

"It's just a tree."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Quality Control

"Dammit all, haven't they heard of e-mail?"