Supernatural Ponderer Pillows

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'But what is the universe for?'

"Why bother?"

Late BroomStick

God Sneezes Out Creation

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

The Origins of Everything

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

"Shall we put it in play?"

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

"I don't see HIS name on it."

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Astronaut stumbles upon a weird space anomaly.

'Scientists agree the universe is expanding - Mendenhall is trying to find out where the financing is coming from.'

'No, this is area 50...Area 51 is over that way...'