Supernatural Ponderer Pillows

Sin and Doubt Boxes in Hell.

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'But what is the universe for?'

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"Why bother?"

God Sneezes Out Creation

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

Late BroomStick

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

The Origins of Everything

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

Ghost puddle

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

"Shall we put it in play?"

"I don't see HIS name on it."

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"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

Astronaut stumbles upon a weird space anomaly.

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

'Scientists agree the universe is expanding - Mendenhall is trying to find out where the financing is coming from.'