Supernatural Enthusiasts Prints

Indian burial ground.

"The language in this contract is wordy and indirect, and uses unnecessary technical words and phrases. I'm very impressed."

"If it isn't documented, it didn't happen."

Vampire mailman.

A Club Sandwitch.

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

"Ha ha! Too late!"

Clairvoyant - I want to divorce my husband. He's having an affair next week.

"Cedric! You're 763 years old...How can you still be so immature?"

"They had a special offer at the Supermarket."

'Graveyard shift' Ghosts clocking in

'In case you're wondering, it'll hold up in court.'

"This is Clothilde. She's 50 bucks for the night....It's a special offer because she is possessed."

"Gesundheit!"

"You had me at hell."

"They've run out of forks again."

"I'm a Peripheral Visionary. I can see your future but only vaguely and off to the side."

'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'

The Werewolf planner

'I told you we shouldn't get 'Poltergeist.''

New Boyfriend.

"Buses and 2 person carpools only"

"Oh, let it go, Steve. It's just a phase."

"Tan O'Clock Salon. Your key to maintaining a healthy afterglow in the afterlife."

"Is it too much to ask for you to just act paranormal for once?"

Vampire Selfies

The devil you know and his plus one

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

Route 666

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"