Supernatural Admirers Pillows

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

The devil you know and his plus one

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

A Club Sandwitch.

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

Route 666

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

I have taken over Sarahs body!

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

Date Night

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

Meowlzebub

Redlaw and the Phantom

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

'I'll get back to you when I'm myself, Eddie.'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

"I'll check and see if he's available."

Demonic Repossession.

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

"What a way to go."

Fear of Flying Seminar

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

"I'd like to order the baked sea bass, but I see it's off the menu."

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"