Supermarket Sprite Prints

"Come on and pay for the shopping like a man."

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Only One Item or Fewer.

Go jump in the lake!

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

Personal Assistants.

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

Low Hanging Fruit

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

Supermarket Merge

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

'Retirement Training Program'"Very good, Larry! Just one more step and you'll have the entire aisle blocked!"

Biker chopper shopper

Artificial Isle

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

Cleaning Lockers.

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

"Sorry, Martin, but because you're the weakest link in our food chain here, you're fired."

"I'm ready for my close-up."

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

"The judges aren't too impressed!"

"Companies know too much about us, listen...'You've earned 500 points and it's time you got back in touch with your cousin Emma'!"

Large Very Fresh Eggs

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

Women shopping with children in the trolley.

'Oi, do you mind, trying to speak to my colleague - two self service tills having a chat together.'

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

"That will be $109.85." "What! Sign says they’re $1.69 each." "Yes, and you have 65 of them."

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

'I've got one of those wobbly forwards trolleys!'

Stocktaker counts contents of baked-bean tins.

'Only way I can get people in on a Sunday.'