Superhero Skeptic Prints

Life on Earth - Why bother?

"Boss, if you could be any superhero, which one would it be?" "Insurance-Adjuster-Man." "In a world where superheroes were real, there'd be an awful lot of collateral damage to buildings and infrastructure." "Insurance-Adjuster-Man would probably clear six figures by breakfast." "'Heroes' aren't in it for the money." "Of course they are. Take Lex Luthor, for instance..."

"The new Matter-Eater Lad movie is going to be better than the new Avengers movie because it's not about saving the whole world." "Yeah. People are tired of blockbusters where the fate of the whole world is at stake. That's why 'The Martian' did so well." "It was only about the fate of Matt Damon and his potato garden." "I want to see a movie where aliens try to conquer Venus and nobody cares." "We really should have our own movie review show."

"Let's go to my sister's house. They have the 'Absolutely No Super Hero Movies Channel.'"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

Alternative Medicine

Cow of BEEF

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

'Einstein's theory of negativity'

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

Two plus two equals five. I don't think so. The earth is flat, or maybe it's shaped like a fish. Huh? Many Republican candidates don't believe in evolution!!! Math, science -- who needs 'em really. That's what I said in high school.

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

"I totally meant to do that."

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

"Huh! Never a miracle vaccine when you want one - then three come along at the same time - bloody typical!"

"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems."

Doing Something About the Weather

Science deniers Soc.

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 2

Documentation Please

The Lavender Dot - Part Five

"Dad just told me a weird stork story. He must be a creationist."

'He can't speak to the dead, but he can speak to the dead.'

'It's just a conspiracy by scientists to get funding.'

Today's Topic: "Intelligent Design." Do you believe in "intelligent design"? I did until I met you.

GOP presidental candidates on science!: 'Billions for astrollogers! Zero for astronomers!' s

"The drug has, however, proved more effective than traditional psychoanalysis."

'...and despite DNA predictions of incompatibility...'