Superhero Nostalgist Pillows

"Get off the lawn!"

International Women's Day

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"He was a very good boy."

The Amazing Man-Spider

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"You've changed."

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

"That whole, 'fast than a speeding bullet' think suddenly makes sense!"

Slow Night

Reasonableman

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

'It just never dawned on me that one of his super powers was supervising."

"Lives in the basement and has yet to bring home a dime."

Why Superman flies himself

'Says here you can tear phonebooks in half? Well, security could use a man like you in our shredding department!'

"The next time we redecorate, how about if I choose the art?"

'We're all getting older ok!' 'These days I'm down to the speed of sound!'

Froh

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe